The Kelly Slusher Show

Cream of Pencil Soup

Conversations about pumpkin spies, my public humiliation, my cool weird grandma, my new band Slushees, and much more!!!

Bow Tie Mustache

Shaking Chihuahuas, pantless dentists, bean boats, nacho cheese in a box, stupid nail art, please no headless guitars in my life

Shortwave Rodeo

I'm chatting about being fresh meat on the roller rink, Elmo almost ran me over, hollering at absolutely nobody, backward talking podcast, water is see-through, and my pump and dump fake ad sketch.

Knee Pad Note Pad

Conversations about the great chicken panic, returning after hiatus, boredom standing in lines, frumptown coffee, famous relatives I'm sandwiched in between and some funny sketches you don't want to miss

Turtleneck Knockers

Talking about bad jokes great laughs, creepy classic children's songs, oat milk bullcrap, refrigerator side doors, frustrated 1980's mom

Plastic Animals

Side of ranch skit, animal car face, why can't you use you're freakin' turn signal, high-class croissant talkers, and 2nd best is never the best

Cheese Pineapple Boats

Cheese Pineapple Boat skit, extreme minimalism, a cat and a scratch and a rash, Oh Johnny skit, the best B.S. granola cereal, gross me outlet, enchilada recipe thief

I Don’t Want Clipper Fluff

Transformative lotion skit, wearing Crocs of shame, abominable 70's cuisine, 32-year-old baby bird, theater or theatre